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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Russ Meyer is dead. My autographed "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" refrigerator magnet remains. I still have the feeling, 15 years after I began watching his films closely, that his remarkable skills as a filmmaker remain overshadowed by his subject matter. I'm serious: his budgets were often skimpier than his actresses' garments yet he worked visual miracles. Check out the opening scene of Mudhoney sometime. Brilliant! Monday, September 20, 2004
ON BEING HAPPILY HUMBLED: In case I haven't made my opinions clear in recent months, let me state my loathing for President Bush and his ranking Administration officials...with some loathing left over for the non-ranking officials as well. He represents the most unashamedly cynical aspects of American political life (namely that the general populace will agree with, or at least offer no resistance to, obvious lies if the lies are comforting enough, and presented in relation to some terrible threat), not to mention the most arrogant (namely the refusal to readjust policies when clearly necessary). It's not even so much that I disagree in principle with those policies of the hard-right elements now in control of the Republican Party, but that those policies, when implemented, do not work on their own terms. Of course I need point to nothing other than our miserably failed occupation of Iraq. Bush & Co. got to have their cooked-up war, and they fucked it up with their spectacular mis-estimations. If you're going to be a pre-emptive-war-declaring, Axis-of-Evil-toppling superpower, you should at least do it right, and if we were presently looking at a new Garden of Democratic Eden flowering between the banks of the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers, I would have to admit that Bush's plans might have been worth the human cost. But we are not looking at such a Garden, nor does it appear at all likely that we ever will. BUSH OUT NOW Anyway, it's all so disgusting to me that I got my sleepy ass in gear earlier this year and have been doing some volunteer work related to getting our 43rd President out of office: voter-registration drives, door-to-door polling, and so on. And I admit to being pretty proud of myself at first simply for hauling myself off the sofa on some weekends to do this, a few hours here and there on various Saturdays and Sundays in the Philadelphia area (considered crucial in the election, especially the suburbs). But here comes the humbling part: every time I participate in these activities, I meet people (many college-age, but not nearly all) who've traveled so far to volunteer in the SE Pennsylvania area, some from way out of state, youngsters temporarily putting aside education and job opportunities to give all their time to this effort, oldsters who are certainly entitled to spend a sunny weekend afternoon doing something else besides walking around the non-pedestrian-friendly suburbs to knock on doors and ask questions of strangers. Just yesterday, I did some polling with a fellow (mid-20s) wearing a "Republicans for Kerry" t-shirt (which message he assured me described himself with 100% accuracy), who, when we were done for the afternoon and had returned to central Philadelphia, got in his car for the two-hour drive back to Maryland, where he lives with his new wife, and told me "See you again next weekend." I repeat: Yesterday I met a young, recently married registered-Republican man who's spending his Indian-summer Sundays driving two hours each way between Maryland and Pennsylvania in order to spend more hours canvassing voters in the Philadelphia suburbs in the hope of getting Sen. John Kerry elected President. Meanwhile, after waving him goodbye, a 30-minute stroll and I'm home again on my sofa. This is when I'm proud to call myself a (properly humbled) American. Thursday, September 16, 2004
In other music news, the following is the complete setlist of last Friday evening's "Electrifying Conclusion" farewell tour Philadelphia appearance of Guided By Voices: Sad If I Lost It/Everyone Thinks I'm A Raincloud (When I'm Not Looking)/Fair Touching/Sleep Over Jack/Girls of Wild Strawberries/I Drove a Tank/I Am a Tree/Window of My World/My Impression Now/Gonna Never Have to Die/My Kind of Soldier/Red Men and Their Wives/Shocker in Gloomtown/Christian Animation Torch Carriers/Back to the Lake/The Closets of Henry/Tour Guide at the Winston Churchill Memorial/I'll Replace You With Machines/Navigating Flood Regions/Squirmish Frontal Room/Run Son Run/Sons of Apollo/Things I Will Keep/Tractor Rape Chain/Trap Soul Door/Drinkers Peace/Bull Spears/Watch Me Jumpstart/Mascara Snakes/Red Ink Superman/Asphyxiated Circle/Secret Star/It's Only Natural/Beg for a Wheelbarrow/Chief Barrel Belly/Game of Pricks/Harrison Adams/Motor Away/The Best of Jill Hives/Their Biggest Win/Cut-out Witch/Buzzards and Dreadful Crows/Murder Charge/ENCORE: Queen of Cans and Jars/Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory/Teenage FBI/Alone Stinking and Unafraid/Glad Girls/I Am a Scientist/Don't Stop Now/Echos Myron That was about three hours of music, folks, and I'm still a bit hungover. Courtesy of The Official Guided By Voices website. AND STILL KEITH RICHARDS LIVES: Was it Reagan's death that made Johnny Ramone feel he just couldn't go on anymore? Regardless of his political leanings, the man played guitar at some of the most transporting concerts I ever attended. Nice way to celebrate Rosh Hashana, you big goon. Wednesday, September 15, 2004
LIFE IN THE BUG CITY: A REPORT FROM OUR CORRESPONDENT IN POST-GOP-MANHATTAN...VERMIN-HATTAN, THAT IS: "Was hanging with a chick at this subterranean club, when all of a sudden she jumps up and starts flailing at the table. I see that there's about a 2" long roach right fucking front and center. Having to act quickly, I grabbed the drink doily, which, being rather thin, prompted me to flick at rather than smash the fella. So fine, he's flung off the table, but clearly, still among the living. The hostess (german accent!) is, to my taste, only mildly apologetic and even mentions something stupid like it's just a water bug (oh, like those are so much more charming than roaches). Whatever, free round of drinks. A little while later, the girl in the adjoining banquette screeches, "ROACH", and I see it's on the ledge about eye level with yours truly. This time, I reach for a nearby pile of napkins and grab about an inch thick's worth. I was tempted to really wallop him at this point, but sensibly, realized I didn't want a spurt of roach juice coming at me, so I sort of lightly slammed him. Well I guess he was only dazed, cause a second later he came crawling out from under the pile. But before I could get a second shot at him, Ilsa the She-Wolf is all over that muthafucka. End of story, for him that is. This time she had the good sense to offer comping the entire tab, which was then gleefully fleshed out with several rounds of shots. Life lessons learned? Nah. But a nice buzz courtesy of a nasty bug ain't such a bad deal." Wednesday, September 08, 2004
W., meet K: When the summer began, I did a little math and calculated that US military fatalities in Iraq would surpass 1,000 before the season's end. In an uncharacteristic display of tastefulness, I declined to post this prediction on the blog. What a wimp. No such lack of intestinal fortitude from our Vice President, who reminded us yesterday of what the November election is all about: VOTE REPUBLICAN OR DIE. And speaking of W., why is it that this video of the man, taken at a wedding reception on August 29, 1992, six years after he "quit drinking," (*cough*) has not been widely disseminated? (NOTE: QuickTime is required.) Make sure you watch to the very end when he empties his glass. Only in Amurrrka. Thanks to The Smoking Gun. Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Assorted American writers weigh in on the 2004 election. (Boy, it's amazing how much good stuff you can post when you steal from a prominent blog.) Sunday, September 05, 2004
On this calm holiday weekend in the Northeastern United States, I consider my accidental privileges and send best wishes for peace to all people suffering assorted horrors and pummellings in other parts of the world. That same issue of The New Yorker has a very good article on current political ads on television, and the history of same, which leads us to The Living Room Candidate, an extraordinary online archive of such ads from 1952 to the present. Hosted by the American Museum of the Moving Image. IT'S OH SO CLICHED: Alex Ross, music critic for The New Yorker, had this fresh comment to make about Bjork in his August 23 profile of the Icelandic singer and actress: "Bjork manages to sound as if she knows everything and nothing at once." Probably nasty of me to cherry-pick a single line like that out of what is not terrible coverage of Ms. Gudmundsdottir's career and brand-new album...except that on the same page comes this description of a Brazilian carnival float designed by Bjork's current beau, the great, great contemporary artist Matthew Barney: "Barney's float came into view, a huge, dark, fascinating thing." Okay, Ross is a music critic, not an art critic, but still. For the record, I kinda like Bjork myself. Her music sounds...like everything and nothing at once. Saturday, September 04, 2004
Oh, and congratulations to President Bush for achieving re-nomination before the GI death toll in Iraq hit four digits. Way to go, Commander-in-Chief! RED WRIGHT-HAND REVEALS RED RIGHT EYE: Here's a close-up look at the result of "mask squeeze," a minor affliction brought on by not properly equalizing the air pressure within my face mask while scuba diving last Sunday (likely where I picked up my cold, too). Pretty cool, eh? Never happened to me before in 10 years of diving, and it looks a lot worse than it really is, and it's already cleared up, but your sympathy and cash donations are greatly appreciated. If you want to see a really bad case of mask squeeze, look no further than this link. Warning: may result in wretching. I appear to've set a personal record for longest gap between blog postings: huzzah. Please blame it on the debilitations of a late-summer cold, and general anomic listlessness; I will if you will. Meanwhile, however difficult it may be to believe, it appears that California Governor and occasional actor Arnold Schwarzenegger may not have been strictly truthful in some of his remarks uttered earlier this week at the Republican National Convention. A tough revelation to swallow, but there it is. Thank god nobody else lied about anything. |